Shut the front door I'm a Blogger!

Oh my goodness I feel so damn cool its got my panties in a twist! Actually I have those no wedgie kind on so that was a big fat lie...any who. Welcome to my blog as explained in the title I am a mom who lives in a small rural town and struggles with ADD( insert lack of attention joke here ie: Squirrel). My life is the epitome of chaos, confusion, and occasional awesomeness in which hilarity ensues. Some people have informed me that I am quite smart but ADD kind of smart you know like special people rain man kind of way. I have three children all of which have a penis so my toilet is always covered in piss, I work 12 hour shifts in a hospital therefore I am usually covered in piss (me and the terlet are tight like that). My life comes at ya fast like diarrhea from taco bell so hold on to your asses folks and enjoy the ride.