Told you I had ADD

                            Ok ....so...yeah, I'm talking to a friend of mine who is starting a blog and I'm like I will be glad to help you oh...wait...I have a blog ! Well actually I have 2 paragraphs on the internet,not really a blog there Heather. So I am so sorry that I have not been posting I know that all 93 people who read my first post have been puting their lives on hold for an update(sarcasm).We as a society are in desperate need of a sarcasm font I mean seriously we can have bullshit Comic Sans but no way to capture bitchy rhetoric for the beauty that it is? Pardon m while I step down off my completely irrelovent soap box. I am going to make a serious effort to post more and by that I mean  no probably not. Its Easter sunday and really hope everyone is having a great day! I had to work today so had to get the kids up at 5am so I could see what the Easter Bunny brought let me tell you can only see so much out of one bloodshot eye. Anyway ... hope everyone has an awesome Easter and my friend that is starting a blog here it is check it out. www.exploringgeorgiastateparks.wordpress.com.

Shut the front door I'm a Blogger!

Oh my goodness I feel so damn cool its got my panties in a twist! Actually I have those no wedgie kind on so that was a big fat lie...any who. Welcome to my blog as explained in the title I am a mom who lives in a small rural town and struggles with ADD( insert lack of attention joke here ie: Squirrel). My life is the epitome of chaos, confusion, and occasional awesomeness in which hilarity ensues. Some people have informed me that I am quite smart but ADD kind of smart you know like special people rain man kind of way. I have three children all of which have a penis so my toilet is always covered in piss, I work 12 hour shifts in a hospital therefore I am usually covered in piss (me and the terlet are tight like that). My life comes at ya fast like diarrhea from taco bell so hold on to your asses folks and enjoy the ride.